Check out some sound Real Audio clips from a recent show! If you don't have the Real Audio RealPlayer, click here to download it free. Kickin' it at Temple... (293k) I should have seen the signs... (448k) Mercedes (721k) Recently Divorced (465k) Wassupp! (119k) She wouldn't go to Hawaii... (304k)
	Some favorite quotes: "Humor is the absence of terror, and terror the absence of humor." -- Lord Buckley "There has to be something more than just getting laughs - they must have a feeling, like, 'Gee, I wish he was a friend of mine.'" -- Jack Benny "Scott’s ebullient personality and witty jokes really added to the success of our event. His creative flair and expert timing kept things running smoothly." -- Jillian Green "Fag" -- Greg Dean "I'm from South Dakota, that's where Ex-Presidents go to get stoned." -- Doug Mortenson "All great truths begin as blasphemies." -- George Bernard Shaw "You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." -- Michael Pritchard
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